Guys, did you know that rocks on Mars have amazing names? (I found out through a link in this story.) You might think this is not really related to sustainable living on Earth, but a) shut up and b) if we totally bone the planet, we’re going to have to move SOMEWHERE. Mars is one of the closest options, so we might as well start learning the neighbors’ names.
Here, in no particular order, are our 20 favorites.
- Grandma
- Stimpy
- Baby Otter
- Nigel
- Shark Pellets
- Elvis
- Dilbert’s Boss
- Lunchbox
- Nibbles
- Indiana Jones
- Prat
- Cabbage Patch
- Space Ghost
- Poptart
- Mint Julep
- Rye Bread
- Sandworm
- Janeway
- Ice Cream
- Zaphod
I have never in my life wanted to work for NASA as much as I do at this very moment. BRB, gotta go study astrophysics so I can find rocks named Kryten, Agent Cooper, Barry, Levon, and Gussie Fink-Nottle.
