PETA has finally decided to drop the pretense that they're about something besides ladies in underwear. When .xxx domain names go into action in September, your friendly neighborhood animal rights crazies will be first in line — and they presumably don't just intend the site for closeups of cow udders and literal beaver shots, but for the barely-clad, barely-legal college students that have become their trademark.
So basically, they're shifting from "I'd rather go naked than wear fur" to just "I'd rather go naked." Here are a few other slogans PETA.xxx might want to consider:
- "We Beat Meat."
- "Be Gentle, They're Vegans."
- "We've Got No-Kill Shelters … In Our Pants."
- "Something Something Animals, Whatever, Vagina."
- "Now You Can See Naked Women Without Even Having to Google Image Search 'PETA.'"
- "These Girls Are Obviously Wiling to Ardently Overcommit to Any Exploitative Pack of Jerks That Appeals To Their Naive Sincerity, If You Catch Our Drift."
