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Watch John Oliver introduce our obscene new Earth Day mascot
John Oliver proposes a new mascot for Earth Day we can all get behind: Marshmallow, the polar bear with a broken penis.
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Leo DiCaprio gives $50K to help Adrian Grenier find the “Loneliest Whale”
With a big push from noted ocean lover Leo DiCaprio, Adrian Grenier will film his search for the most solitary cetacean in the Pacific.
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Pacific sardines are crashing — bad news for whales and my salad
Your grandpa's favorite fish (and mine) can't support a West Coast fishery — or all the charismatic megafauna -- that rely on them.
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Yellowstone’s grizzlies have officially given up on winter
It's so warm that the park's famous grizzlies are coming out of hibernation earlier than ever before.
