Articles by Jess Zimmerman
Jess Zimmerman was the editor of Grist List.
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Rush Limbaugh, esteemed logician, proves that if you believe in God you can’t believe in climate change
Why? Because John Kerry animal rights activists mice rats barbecue pits SUVs and what about a fetus? QED.
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Animal rights group douses butter cow in fake blood
They wanted to register their objection to dairy farming. But what about cruelty to butter sculptures of animals?
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World’s best cop saves nearly 100 baby sea turtles
We don't want to hear anything negative about the police for at least five minutes.
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Prepare yourself for the sun’s magnetic field to flip polarity
It won't really affect us at all -- unless we can use apocalypse panic to convince science deniers to flee to remote areas.