1. Or are you just soapy to see me?

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  2. Drink, baby, drink!

    May we interest you in the organic Palin Syrah? It’s a relatively new red, spicy and smooth, that pairs well with something old and tough. And for dessert, the baked Alaska — or perhaps the moose?

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  3. Got the dirt

    Bud’s blog: Rained again today. Drank a lot, then soiled myself. Oh, shoot, gotta grow.

  4. Take it in stride

    These energy-generating shoes give a whole new meaning to power walking — perfect for when you need to take the house out for a jog.

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  5. Reduce, reuse, peecycle

    Need to water the garden? Wash the car? Fill up a fountain? This clever ad suggests using your hose.