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The Ghostface of Earth Day present
Want to celebrate Earth Day, but don’t wanna roll wit dem punk-ass bitchez? Stop by NYC’s Green Apple Music and Arts Festival and catch a set by Ghostface Killah, who shared these words of wisdom about the importance of conscientious environmental stewardship: “I don’t know nothing about that.” Word, Killah.
Photo: Gary Gershoff/WireImage.com
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Illy Eliot
Want to celebrate Earth Day, but think Ghostface fell the f*ck off after Supreme Clientele? Stop by a Spitzer 2006 Earth Day House Party in New York and enjoy the dope rhymes of MC Spitz, who’s been bustin’ caps in pollutocrat asses since you was li’l.
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At least they’re not wearing sweater belts
Down in Australia, oil spills have covered tiny penguins in toxic stickiness, ruining their naturally insulative feathers. But never fear: little old ladies the world over have begun knitting wool sweaters for the wee waddlers. Does Cute Overload know about this?
Photo: LDS.
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Dance dance revolution
As a matter of general principle, The Grist List deplores any activity that requires man-tights. If God had intended that kind of display he would have put Adam in a banana hammock, not a leaf. But a ballet choreographed by the earth via a seismometer? That we’ll watch. From the waist up.
Photo: Erik Tomasson.
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Scooterin’! What’s your price for flight?
The list of activities cooler than riding a Vespa through the streets of Milan is very, very short. One of the few that makes the cut: riding a hybrid Vespa through the streets of Milan. With an Italian hottie riding bitch. Heading to a cute little sidewalk cafe. To eat gelato and drink espresso. Damn, we need a vacation.
Photo: Luke Walker.
