Listen, tamanduas are just like you, or Carrie Bradshaw, or the French. When they want to unwind, they go for a glass of red wine. And we all know where that leads:

Now, don’t yell at me, because I checked and if it’s the same anteater as the one below (and realistically, how many anteaters drinking out of wine glasses in private homes ARE there), he’s just drinking cranberry juice.

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So, probably more like this: