Get out of there, giraffe! You are not Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps! You are a giraffe!

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I haven’t been able to find too much info about this sporty ungulate, but it appears that his name is Monduli and that this is at a polo club, possibly in Tanzania. Which probably tells you everything you need to know anyway.